Thursday's 13 Ways to Skin a Cat
You've probably heard the phrase, "There's more than one way to skin a cat." Well, here's 13!1. Spray the cat with catnip.
2. Tie its tail to a tree.
3. Super-glue it to the ceiling.
4. Scare it constantly. Eventually, it will jump out of its skin.
5. Put the leprosy bacteria in its food.
6. Ask for a "deep trim" at your local pet salon.
7. Spray catnip on a fan.
8. Take it for a motorcycle ride (although, you might get skinned by the cat).
9. Hot sauce and Dermestid beetles.
10. Visit a professional taxidermist.
11. Do-it-yourself directions: Insert knife A into slot B. Tear forward. Rinse and repeat.
12. Offer a trade with a mink coat.
13. Get the dog to do it.
Well, that's this week's "Thursday Thirteen"! Did it get under your skin?
TechnoBlogger @ 6:51 PM
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