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Thursday, August 03, 2006

Thursday's 13 Ways to Skin a Cat

You've probably heard the phrase, "There's more than one way to skin a cat." Well, here's 13!

1. Spray the cat with catnip.

2. Tie its tail to a tree.

3. Super-glue it to the ceiling.

4. Scare it constantly. Eventually, it will jump out of its skin.

5. Put the leprosy bacteria in its food.

6. Ask for a "deep trim" at your local pet salon.

7. Spray catnip on a fan.

8. Take it for a motorcycle ride (although, you might get skinned by the cat).

9. Hot sauce and Dermestid beetles.

10. Visit a professional taxidermist.

11. Do-it-yourself directions: Insert knife A into slot B. Tear forward. Rinse and repeat.

12. Offer a trade with a mink coat.

13. Get the dog to do it.


Well, that's this week's ""! Did it get under your skin?

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