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Thursday, August 31, 2006

Thursday's 13 Wonders of the World

Here are some of the of the .

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4. in &

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7. in

8. in &

9. in

10. in &

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12. in

13. in

Well, that's this week's ""! Here's to those who wonder about the wonders!

Tuesday, August 29, 2006

Dance!

Do a little . Make a little . !

Dance!DanceDance

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Sunday, August 27, 2006

Sunday Satire

A Spanish teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine.
"House" for instance, is feminine: "la casa". "Pencil", however, is masculine: "el lápiz."
A student asked what gender is 'computer? Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two groups, male and female, and asked them to decide for themselves whether "computer" should be a masculine or a feminine noun. Each group was asked to give four reasons for its recommendation.

The men's group decided that "computer" should definitely be of the feminine gender ("la computadora"), because:
1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic;
2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else;
3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for possible later retrieval; and
4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.

The women's group, however, concluded that computers should be Masculine ("el computador"), because:
1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on;
2. They have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves;
3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE the problem; and
4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have gotten a better model.

The women won.

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Saturday, August 26, 2006

Picto-puzzle 9

PictogramCan you solve the ? Leave your comment with the answer!

Friday, August 25, 2006

Fun Facts For Friday

- A can open and close its jaw but cannot move it side to side.

- A female can die if she goes into heat and cannot find a mate.

- A has 32 .

- A can dig a tunnel three hundred feet long in a single night.

- A species of , "," in can grow up to fifteen feet in length.

- A can breathe through its butt.

- An individual is called a .

- always have an uneven pairs of walking legs.

- Every single in the today comes from a single litter captured in in 1930.

- have approximately 100 eyes around the edge of its shell.

- are immune to cancer.

Thursday, August 24, 2006

Thursday's 13 Long Words

Here are some of the in the .

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Well, that's this week's ""! I hope you enjoyed the sesquipedalianism words!

Tuesday, August 22, 2006

A Cat's Rap

Who said can't dance?!




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Sunday, August 20, 2006

Sunday Satire

What Not To Name Your Dog

Everybody who has a dog calls him "Rover" or "Boy." I call mine Sex.

Now Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to City Hall to renew his dog license, I told the clerk I would like to have a license for Sex. He said, "I'd like to have one, too." Then I said,"But this is a dog!" He said he didn't care what she looked like. Then I said, "But you don't understand. I've had Sex since I was nine years old." He said I must have been quite a kid.

When I got married and went on my honeymoon, I took the dog with me. I told the motel clerk that I wanted a room for my wife and me and a special room for Sex. He said every room in the place was for sex. I said, "You don't understand. Sex keeps me awake at night!" The clerk said, "Me too."

One day I entered Sex in a contest, but before the competition began, the dog ran away. Another contestant asked me why I was just standing there looking around. I told him I had planned to have Sex in the contest. He told me I should have sold my own tickets. "But you don't understand," I said, "I had hoped to have Sex on TV." He called me a show-off.

When my wife and I separated, we went to court to fight custody of the dog. I said, "Your honor, I had Sex before I was married." The judge said, "Me too." Then I told him that after I was married, Sex left me. He said, "Me too."

Last night Sex ran off again. I spent hours looking around town for him. A cop came over to me and asked, "What are you doing in this alley at 4:00 in the morning?" I said, "I'm looking for Sex."

My case comes up Friday.

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Saturday, August 19, 2006

Picto-puzzle 8

PictogramCan you solve the ? Leave your comment with the answer!

Friday, August 18, 2006

Fun Facts For Friday

- No word in the language rhymes with month, orange, or purple.

- "Dreamt" is the only word that ends in the letters "mt."

- A has 32 in each .

- was the first to have . The animated ran in 1949 and had a singing and .

- The , which is a small bird, can fly a round trip from the to the and back. This can be as long as twenty thousand miles per year. This is the longest migration for a .

- A baby is about the size of a when it is born.

- saliva has been responsible for many advances in research into recovery.

- issued a in 1973 that looked like a and actually would play the national anthem if placed on a .

- Female and male cannot tolerate being around each other except when they breed.

- The is born with , but they fall off as the fish grows.

- In , there is a that has a made of .

Thursday, August 17, 2006

Thursday's 13 Odd Pets

Here are some that are sure to surprise your friends!

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Well, that's this week's ""! Make sure you pet your pet!

Wednesday, August 16, 2006

Optical Illusions

What do you see in these ?

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Tuesday, August 15, 2006

A Cat's Life

It's a 's life.

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Sunday, August 13, 2006

Sunday Satire

One day an out of work mime is visiting the zoo and attempts to earn some money as a street performer. As soon as he starts to draw a crowd, a zoo keeper grabs him and drags him into his office. The zoo keeper explains to the mime that the zoo's most popular attraction, a gorilla, has died suddenly and the keeper fears that attendance at the zoo will fall off. He offers the mime a job to dress up as the gorilla until they can get another one. The mime accepts.
So the next morning the mime puts on the gorilla suit and enters the cage before the crowd comes. He discovers that it's a great job. He can sleep all he wants, play and make fun of people and he draws bigger crowds than he ever did as a mime. However, eventually the crowds tire of him and he tires of just swinging on tires. He begins to notice that the people are paying more attention to the lion in the cage next to his. Not wanting to lose the attention of his audience, he climbs to the top of his cage, crawls across a partition, and dangles from the top to the lion's cage. Of course, this makes the lion furious, but the crowd loves it.

At the end of the day the zoo keeper comes and gives the mime a raise for being such a good attraction. Well, this goes on for some time, the mime keeps taunting the lion, the crowds grow larger, and his salary keeps going up. Then one terrible day when he is dangling over the furious lion he slips and falls. The mime is terrified.

The lion gathers itself and prepares to pounce. The mime is so scared that he begins to run round and round the cage with the lion close behind. Finally, the mime starts screaming and yelling, "Help, Help me!", but the lion is quick and pounces. The mime soon finds himself flat on his back looking up at the angry lion and the lion says, "Shut up you idiot! Do you want to get us both fired?"

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Saturday, August 12, 2006

Picto-puzzle 7

PictogramCan you solve the ? Leave your comment with the answer!

Friday, August 11, 2006

Fun Facts For Friday

- was an ordained .

- 's business card said he was a used .

- In most , including , the time displayed on a is 10:10.

- 's full name is "El Pueblo de Nuestra Senora la Reina de los Angeles de Porciuncula"

- In 1983, a Japanese artist, , made a copy of the completely out of ordinary toast.

- American novelist was the first known author to submit a typed .

- means "" in .

- is the fear of .

- The only has 12 letters.

Thursday, August 10, 2006

Thursday's 13 Common Internet Slang

1. - Laughing Out Loud

2. - Roll On the Floor

3. - Oh My God

4. - Be Right Back

5. - Be Back Later

6. - By The Way

7. - Got To Go

8. - In My Humble Opinion

9. - A mocking term for a new user

10. - What The Hell

11. - Laughing My Ass Off

12. - It's Not My Problem

13. - Bye For Now


Well, that's this week's ""! TTYL!

Wednesday, August 09, 2006

Hypnotize Yourself

Experience to help improve yourself through and sharpening your perceptions!



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Tuesday, August 08, 2006

Hopscotch Anyone?

Want to play some ? Be careful though!

Stick hopscotch
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Stick hopscotch

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Monday, August 07, 2006

Let's do some sight-seeing!

Want to go ? Watch as this guy Matt dances in different parts of the world! Inspirational for people wanting to .

How much do you love Pringles?

Pringles
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Sunday, August 06, 2006

Sunday Satire

A little old lady goes into the Chase Manhattan Bank, and says she wants to open a savings account. The accounts person asks her how much she would like to deposit to open the account and the little old lady says, "Three million dollars." The accounts person is startled, and says, "In what form?" and the little old lady says, "Cash. I've got it here in this bag..." and the accounts person looks and, sure enough, the lady has a big grocery bag just chock full of green stuff with big denominations. This is a highly unusual event, and the accounts person excuses herself to get the president of the bank to handle this one. He arrives, and escorts the little old lady to his office to handle it personally. Once in his office, he asks the little old lady where she got so much money. She says, "Gambling." "Gambling?", he says. "What sort of gambling?" "Oh, I make bets with people on all sorts of things, and I usually win. For example, I've got $100,000 right here that says that by noon tomorrow your balls will be square, and I'll even give you 4:1 odds. You got $25,000 you'd be willing to wager on that?" The bank president is shocked at this sort of thing coming from a sweet little old lady, but he didn't get to be the president of the Chase Manhattan Bank without knowing something about money. "I suppose I could come up with enough to cover that sort of wager, but I wouldn't feel right taking it from you...there's no way you can win a bet like that!" The little old lady just shook the bag, and said, "I know what I'm doing...and I can afford to lose, though I'm not going to. Is it a bet?" "Ok, have it your way", said the president, and they shook hands on it. "See you at 11:55 tomorrow morning", said the little old lady, and with that she left. Next morning at 11:55 the little old lady arrives with a younger man in a three-piece suit, and is escorted to the bank president's office. The president is a nervous wreck, though a happy one. He'd gotten almost no sleep the night before, waking every few minutes to feel his balls to check for impending squareness, but nothing happened all night. He had checked hundreds of times that morning, but still nothing; perfectly normal. When the little old lady arrived he started to relax, knowing he had won. "Come in, please have a seat! Who might this gentleman be?" said the president. "He's my lawyer. For a bet of this size I want to have a witness. Any objections?" "No, perfectly understandable", said the president. "Well, it's now noon, and I'm still unchanged, so I guess I win!" he said happily. "Not so fast!" said the little old lady. "For a hundred grand I want to verify things personally! Please drop your pants." The bank president is a bit flustered, but agrees that in her position he'd want proof as well, so he drops his pants. The little old lady goes over to him and reaches out to feel the organs in question. "Ok, you win, here's your $100,000," says the little old lady, handing over a bag of bills. As she does so, her lawyer starts banging his head against the wall and moaning. "What's wrong with him?" asks the bank president. "Oh, he's just upset. Poor loser if you ask me. You see, I had a bet for $1,000,000 with him that I would have the President of the Chase Manhattan Bank by the balls by noon today."

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Saturday, August 05, 2006

Picto-puzzle 6

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Friday, August 04, 2006

Fun Facts For Friday

- The best time for a person to buy is in the afternoon. This is because the foot tends to swell a bit around this time.

- An office desk has 400 times more than a toilet.

- is a brand of .

- It costs about 3 cents to make a $1 bill in the .

- were the first toothbrushes to go to the moon when they were aboard the mission.

- cotton swabs were originally called .

- Some and contain the same chemicals found in .

- is the slipperiest substance in the world.

Thursday, August 03, 2006

Thursday's 13 Ways to Skin a Cat

You've probably heard the phrase, "There's more than one way to skin a cat." Well, here's 13!

1. Spray the cat with catnip.

2. Tie its tail to a tree.

3. Super-glue it to the ceiling.

4. Scare it constantly. Eventually, it will jump out of its skin.

5. Put the leprosy bacteria in its food.

6. Ask for a "deep trim" at your local pet salon.

7. Spray catnip on a fan.

8. Take it for a motorcycle ride (although, you might get skinned by the cat).

9. Hot sauce and Dermestid beetles.

10. Visit a professional taxidermist.

11. Do-it-yourself directions: Insert knife A into slot B. Tear forward. Rinse and repeat.

12. Offer a trade with a mink coat.

13. Get the dog to do it.


Well, that's this week's ""! Did it get under your skin?

Wednesday, August 02, 2006

Natural Hallucinogen

Want to experience a distortion of your perceptions? Watch this!